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Old 12-02-2009, 08:05 AM
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In a word, Tiger Woods is ****ed
Listen to the voicemail from the chick...he's screwed. She might take all of his money now lol
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:12 AM
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http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/02/tiger-...lin-nordegren/
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:12 AM
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link would be very very nice

edit: spoke too soon ty
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:18 AM
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one word. Two syllables:

PRE-NUP

(no doubt he has one).
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:20 AM
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theyve been married for 5 years with 2 kids, she will have no problem getting a shitload of money from him
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:24 AM
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theyve been married for 5 years with 2 kids, she will have no problem getting a shitload of money from him
Not if he has the pre-nuptial agreement that he undoubtedly has. He had BILLIONS when he married her. No way he doesn't have one.

As for the hit to his reputation (and endorsements), that is another story.
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Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:30 AM
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i dont know the prenup or if he has one, but i'm pretty sure that there is a clause in it that if he is unfaithful she will get some kind of huge sum
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:32 AM
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yeah isn't that the whole thing with prenups? if you cheat then there's stipulations no?
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:33 AM
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hes tiger woods, he doesnt have to put shit in a prenup

prolly says if i cheat, u dont get shit... cause im tiger woods bitch
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:34 AM
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The kids are her anti-prenup, will gets tons of cash based solely on them
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:36 AM
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The kids are her anti-prenup, will gets tons of cash based solely on them
that part is true. He will have to pay child support. ALOT. But she will get only what she contractually agreed to.
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Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:38 AM
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yeah isn't that the whole thing with prenups? if you cheat then there's stipulations no?
Not usually. The pre-nup spells out what happens if the marriage should end (and after how many years). It ordinarily would not differentiate as to WHY the marriage is ending.

Tiger marries a lily-white blonde model, but can't keep his hands off the brunette skanks. LOL
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:40 AM
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wow!
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:41 AM
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yea man elin was smoking but after a few kids i guess, not good enough. but tiger has always been a tail chaser and that clearly didnt stop when he got married, which is sad...but that kind of power and money will bring a lot of easy women to your feet
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:41 AM
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well if all he's payin is child support, albeit he's gonna pay a shit shit shit shit shit shit load, it still is like pennies to a guy that rich

i still think she'll end up getting more w/ him cheating for some reason
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