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Old 01-26-2009, 06:30 PM
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Worst "breakup" line EVER??
My buddy just called me and got this from his g/f:

"I Love You, but I'm not IN love with you"

F-Ing C-Word

Looks like the Canada weekend next week with be good therapy!!

Any other lines fellas....??
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:32 PM
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stern tells a story about how in college a chick broke up with him, she called and told him his dick wasnt big enough to satisfy her....nothing could be worse than that.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:33 PM
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stern tells a story about how in college a chick broke up with him, she called and told him his dick wasnt big enough to satisfy here....nothing could be wrose than that.
LOL... yeah could you imagine... no wonder he's in therapy 4 times per week.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:29 PM
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:34 PM
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:35 PM
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:26 PM
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"I invented the its not you, its me"
Was waiting for this one to come up.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:02 AM
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i sent a chick a band aid in 9th grade and told her to use it cause she was cut
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:04 AM
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"youre a crazy bitch, why the **** would i wanna put up with your shit anymore. Seriously if you need me Ill be here for you but no way do i wanna go to the same college as you."

this is what i told my hs gf when she was going nuts trying to convince to me to go the same school with her
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:04 AM
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:15 AM
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Does "Get the Fak out of here!" qualify? lol. Can't believe I said it, but I did... crazy whack b*tch...
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:42 AM
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:42 AM
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out Ranpicks thats a harsh one, but you can imagine that she isn't coming back for sure then!
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:10 AM
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out Ranpicks thats a harsh one, but you can imagine that she isn't coming back for sure then!
that was the plan... I'm generally a nice guy, but she wasn't getting my sugar-coated meanings - had to be blunt.
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