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Old 11-14-2011, 08:50 PM
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Worst day ever

Guys...without getting to deep into it..I'm having one of the worst days ever. Even worse than the time I backed my brand new F-150 completely into Beck Lake while trying to get my boat out of the water in the 80's. Worse than the time I shot my dog (because of old age) on a hill and she rolled all the way down (about 100 yards) and I had to carry back her back up with a hole in her head and her dead eyes lookin at me.

I'm goin to Vegas in the morning. Be back Saturday night. I will be by the pool at One Queensbridge by day and gamble at the Rampart Sports Book. by night. Come by and see me.
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:53 PM
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Worse than the time I shot my dog (because of old age) on a hill and she rolled all the way down (about 100 yards) and I had to carry back her back up with a hole in her head and her dead eyes lookin at me.


cruel but funny!
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:54 PM
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For the love of God.....someone meet him there. Where's Big Buck when we need him?
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:06 PM
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cruel but funny!
It was brutal..She could'nt go up and down stairs, and she could'nt crap..Chocolate Lab, they don't age well..The Family was in Chicago and I was supposed to bring her to the vet and have her euthanized, but I decided to do it myself...Don't ever shoot your dog at the top of a hill guys. They go flying down it like you would'nt believe. I fed her a hot dog and right when she was done chewing I tapped the back of her head with a .22. She never felt a thing, she went down and started rollin..A total disiaster.
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:46 PM
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I think the hotdog did her in
you know what they put in that shit
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:51 PM
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I think the hotdog did her in
you know what they put in that shit
Lips and A$$holes?
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:03 PM
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Hope you still plan to post your plays...we need you.
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Old 11-15-2011, 09:49 AM
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It was brutal..She could'nt go up and down stairs, and she could'nt crap..Chocolate Lab, they don't age well..The Family was in Chicago and I was supposed to bring her to the vet and have her euthanized, but I decided to do it myself...Don't ever shoot your dog at the top of a hill guys. They go flying down it like you would'nt believe. I fed her a hot dog and right when she was done chewing I tapped the back of her head with a .22. She never felt a thing, she went down and started rollin..A total disiaster.
WP just got done watching Old Yellar to come up with this story.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:14 AM
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WP just got done watching Old Yellar to come up with this story.
Was thinking the exact same thing
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:34 AM
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Hope you still plan to post your plays...we need you.
...we do? I feel like "need" is such a strong word.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:43 AM
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I think he meant we need to fade you
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:47 AM
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This guy is about as dumb as they come ,,,,, bar none, but he is still the best handicapper around, we do need him
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Old 11-15-2011, 04:33 PM
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do yourself a favor and blow your brains out
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Old 11-15-2011, 06:23 PM
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This guy is about as dumb as they come ,,,,, bar none, but he is still the best handicapper around, we do need him
Ah thats nice, thanks Bro...I just posted a little gem on the CFB board

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Old 11-15-2011, 08:16 PM
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