Worst sexual encounter.

[Patriots Game]

Mine was with this girl named Jackie. So hot body nutshell always dressed like she was homeless. Saw her at a club one night and she looked fantastic. Went back to her place after commenting on how good she looked. Started doing her and gave her the finger test. Something didn't smell right. As I proceeded, the smell got worse and I went limp. That's what we call a frowsy pussy. Was ****ing terrible. Never saw her again.

[ParrotHead]

Got blackout drunk and passed out on a couch. Woke up to getting a handjob. Started finger blasting this chick and passed out. Woke up the next morning to probably a 4/10. Never had sex with someone I didn't like though

[cali]

A friend of mine went to meet his girlfriend at a beach house her family had rented when we were younger. She had a friend so he wanted me to wingman for him. We all got drunk and my buddy's gf's friend starts blowing me. She had no idea what she was doing and whenever I gave directions she said she knew what she was doing and people had told her she gave great bj's. After 45 minutes of frustration I told her to stop and I rolled over and went to sleep.

[Big Pimpin]

this one time in prison.....nevermind

[smet9772]

Everytime I bang mrs smetty

[dhunter]

ditto

[justdonating]

Back in college I was "dirty dicking" a chick and she was just kind of laying there like a dead fish. I pretended she was someone else and still ran off a batch.......

For those of you who don't know what "dirty dicking" is..........You bang one girl and before you have the chance to shower you get another piece from some other chick....

[satchel27]

was banging this chic a while back and it wasn't going so smoothly so I started to ask some questions because it didn't look like she was having a good time

I said----- "hey, is everything ok, you look like your in pain?"

chic---- "yeah, I am ok, just doesn't feel to good right now...... it kinda hurts"

me----"well, can you give me a little more detail and maybe I can help out?"

chic------ "it hurts, I don't know how else to say it"

me-------"does it hurt bad, does it hurt good, you need to give me a little more"

chic------"it hurts bad, the best way I can describe it is an excrutiating pain"

me--------"EXCRUTIATING???......How in the hell does a 6 year old girl know the word EXCRUTIATING???"

................................... just kidding of course!!!!!!!

[satchel27]

" and still ran off a batch"


I can't stop laughing, I have never heard this before, f'in hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[SecretStash]

was friends with this hot mexican chick at work for months n months.. all the while i was dreaming of banging her but we were only on the friend level.

one night we got wasted behind recognition and she attacked me like a cheetah.. of course I was now going crazy, into it and everything.. got her pants off bout to eat her to death and seen two huge beef flaps.. looking like Arby's n shit.. never seen it that bad before so I basically finger banged her a bit and acted as if that was all i wanted.. she even got down on her knees and was bout to make my months n months long dream a reality cuz i had been staring at her big juicy latina lips. LOL, but I just couldnt do it.. I was soft as a gummy bear. The beef flaps ruined my image of perfection in her and I was suddenly not interested in her at all anymore. Besides I just kept telling myself once she starts to suck me, there wasnt much way to turn back and not f*ck her, which i definitely was no longer wanting to do.

so i basically pulled her up off her knees and told her i didnt wanna ruin our friendship. LOL I gave her the line most guys never want to hear from a girl they wanna smash.. pathetic

what a horrible way to end countless nights of wishing I could bang this chick.

-stash

[bigsportsguy2006]

lol satchel, funny shit

[Patriots Game]

Originally Posted by SecretStash

was friends with this hot mexican chick at work for months n months.. all the while i was dreaming of banging her but we were only on the friend level.

one night we got wasted behind recognition and she attacked me like a cheetah.. of course I was now going crazy, into it and everything.. got her pants off bout to eat her to death and seen two huge beef flaps.. looking like Arby's n shit.. never seen it that bad before so I basically finger banged her a bit and acted as if that was all i wanted.. she even got down on her knees and was bout to make my months n months long dream a reality cuz i had been staring at her big juicy latina lips. LOL, but I just couldnt do it.. I was soft as a gummy bear. The beef flaps ruined my image of perfection in her and I was suddenly not interested in her at all anymore. Besides I just kept telling myself once she starts to suck me, there wasnt much way to turn back and not f*ck her, which i definitely was no longer wanting to do.

what a horrible way to end countless nights of wishing I could bang this chick.

-stash

similar thing happened to me. I had no idea what the **** they were and told her we should wait. never saw her again.


On another note, I met this chick who I thoguht had a great body (clothed). ending up banging her one nite when we were both wasted and never really saw her naked or in the light (I guess). the next weekend she's at my place to spend the night and after we did it, she gets up to go the bathroom and all thats when I noticed all this extra flabby skin all over her body. I was in complete shock. shaking my head in disbelief as I couldn't understand how I didn't notice this before. needless to saw, I never saw her again. Man, it was so bad. I remebered her telling me she lost weight and shit...man it was bad...ugh

[satchel27]

Originally Posted by bigsportsguy2006

lol satchel, funny shit