You Are Accused Of A Crime That Constitutes Life In Prison

[Victor]

The evidence is overwhelming against you, your lawyer tells you "you need to start planning to be locked up for life, say good bye to your loved ones, etc."

Your sentencing is in one week. Meanwhile you are out on bail.

What do you do?

[Burgh Brew Crew]

Head to TJ bang a whore, tell the wifey you ****ed the neighbor and she was passed out when the kids were conceived

[mrmarket]

Teach my wife to bake pies containing files/chisels.

[thinkingdog]

Originally Posted by Victor

The evidence is overwhelming against you, your lawyer tells you "you need to start planning to be locked up for life, say good bye to your loved ones, etc."

Your sentencing is in one week. Meanwhile you are out on bail.

What do you do?

If I were guilty, I guess I'd just accept the justice meted out to me. Get my affairs in order, say goodbye to my friends and family, and take a crash course in a lethal martial art to protect myself while in prison.

If I were innocent of the crime, I'd run, disguising myself and acting in different career capacities while trying to locate the one-armed man.

[ParrotHead]

Party my balls off

Or run

Always think about this question a lot

[be47320]

Get my mthrfking rape on yo

[mrwho]

Originally Posted by Victor

The evidence is overwhelming against you, your lawyer tells you "you need to start planning to be locked up for life, say good bye to your loved ones, etc."

Your sentencing is in one week. Meanwhile you are out on bail.

What do you do?

did i actually do the crime? or falsely accused? if i actually did it, prolly just go on the run then kill myself when i'm about to be caught. if not..fight for my freedom

[WildKat]

Get the hell outta Dodge!

[THE Sports PROFIT]

If happens to Wildkat...HE still has had worse

[bigsportsguy2006]

flee the country ... cross into mexico

[mark12]

Originally Posted by bigsportsguy2006

flee the country ... cross into mexico

Better off in an American jail.

[Kramer]

Originally Posted by Victor

The evidence is overwhelming against you, your lawyer tells you "you need to start planning to be locked up for life, say good bye to your loved ones, etc."

Your sentencing is in one week. Meanwhile you are out on bail.

What do you do?

Having just smoked a doobie , here is my non political ,
calm reposive reponse


>> exactly what is my crime?

for example murder is different than money laundering ,
or ordering a hit on someone

is the evidence circumstantial?

i could just hire a new lawyer if i have 1 bil in bank ,

did i order the hit or an "associate"
who ratted" on me?

is there dna evid on me- lol

loaded question

[Mendoza Line]

^^^regarding the above statement "murder is different than money laundering".....

Totally true. If you are involved in a financial (white-collar) crime profitting more than 1-million, but less than 50-million, you get sent to a pretty sweet prison (as prisons go). Silk sheets, satellite TB, fajita Wednesdays, and sushi Fridays.

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by Mendoza Line

^^^regarding the above statement "murder is different than money laundering".....

Totally true. If you are involved in a financial (white-collar) crime profitting more than 1-million, but less than 50-million, you get sent to a pretty sweet prison (as prisons go). Silk sheets, satellite TB, fajita Wednesdays, and sushi Fridays.

.....

f me, tried to embed a youtube video and it had the letter combo f-u-c-k in it, and I can't figure a way around it

[Mendoza Line]

Originally Posted by Chris46139

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f me, tried to embed a youtube video and it had the letter combo f-u-c-k in it, and I can't figure a way around it

I'm can't embed a video at all, so you're still better off than me.

BTW, I just noticed I typed "satellite TB" above. Obviously, it's supposed to be "TV" (television, not tuberculosis).