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Old 04-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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You are all very odd people

There are some truly bizarre people here on this discussion board. I'm feeling a lot better about myself as a person because of it too. I just wanted you all to know that I'm looking at each and every one of you in a different light these days. The color of the light is hot pink and it's bright as all hell, thus revealing each and every one of your inadequacies as human beings. I'm judging you is what I'm trying to say. I'm reading your posts and formulating pinions about who you are as people. I seem to think to myself in response to the majority of posts these days, "What the hell is this guy even talking about? I wonder if he has to wear a helmet when he leaves his house for safety reasons." While I may not be the epitome of someone who often makes sense, I think I can safely say that a helmet may be a good idea for a lot of you. It's saved me more times than I care to remember. Also, I think I might be pregnant.
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Old 04-01-2007, 06:41 PM
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There are some truly bizarre people here on this discussion board. I'm feeling a lot better about myself as a person because of it too. I just wanted you all to know that I'm looking at each and every one of you in a different light these days. The color of the light is hot pink and it's bright as all hell, thus revealing each and every one of your inadequacies as human beings. I'm judging you is what I'm trying to say. I'm reading your posts and formulating pinions about who you are as people. I seem to think to myself in response to the majority of posts these days, "What the hell is this guy even talking about? I wonder if he has to wear a helmet when he leaves his house for safety reasons." While I may not be the epitome of someone who often makes sense, I think I can safely say that a helmet may be a good idea for a lot of you. It's saved me more times than I care to remember. Also, I think I might be pregnant.
I like cold medicine....Nyquil is my favorite

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Old 04-01-2007, 06:42 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 06:43 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:16 PM
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I like cold medicine....Nyquil is my favorite

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Old 04-01-2007, 07:20 PM
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I'm a Vicks Cough Drop kind of guy..
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:22 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:23 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:28 PM
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I'm a Vicks Cough Drop kind of guy..
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NO NO Its gotta be Vicks vapor rub, ESPECIALLY when you rub it all over youself ????? oopps wrong forum
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:29 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:31 PM
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NO NO Its gotta be Vicks vapor rub, ESPECIALLY when you rub it all over youself ????? oopps wrong forum
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:34 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:41 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:44 PM
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You know what hurts.. when you have a cold sore, and you eat a salt and vinegar chip.. I think I just saw a tear..
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:45 PM
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"I broke my leg, daddy poured robitusin on it. Yeah boy let that tusin get to the bone boy."
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