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Old 08-10-2006, 12:04 PM
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You Know You Are Living In 2006 When....

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.</SPAN>



6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.





7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You're reading this and nodding and laughin g.

12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.



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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:07 PM
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how about you don't know anyones phone number anymore cause you just go to the contacts list on your phone and hit send.
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 08-10-2006, 12:09 PM
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This is a great list. So true. lol
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:40 PM
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I have never played solitaire with real cards
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:26 PM
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LOL

Very good
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Old 08-10-2006, 04:15 PM
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i call people when they are in the other room on the celly.
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Old 08-10-2006, 04:17 PM
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i call people when they are in the other room on the celly.

I instant message my brothers downstairs to do something for me all the time.
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:40 PM
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i just scrolled up lol damn
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