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08-12-2010, 04:49 AM
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You Know Your A Gambler When....
Your on your phone refreshing it every 15 seconds to see if the next pitch was a ball or strike.
Your glued to the TV/Computer on Sundays during NFL Season. When you know with absolute certainty who covered, but have no idea who actually won the game. Add yours on. 
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08-12-2010, 07:14 AM
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...you're Kenny Rogers.
 Yeah, I know, that was lame. I couldn't resist.
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08-12-2010, 07:30 AM
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could mean you are a fantasy geek as well
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08-12-2010, 08:23 AM
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when you stop watching a game after it has gone over the total.
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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08-12-2010, 09:37 AM
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When you lose it is a fix and when you win it is good capping
You care which way the wind is blowing
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08-12-2010, 09:55 AM
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When sports illustrated babes on beaches is televised on The Score and you don't see one chick because you're watching the ticker/crawler on the bottom for latest updates on games and miss the entire SI program on same screen. bloody sad, but true.
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#7
08-12-2010, 10:16 AM
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If you're not going to cover, don't bother winning.
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08-12-2010, 10:26 AM
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lol...too true Or when you are looking at the ticker and the bottom and wife/daughter walks in front of you just the result you are looking for shows up. You start doing the great body shift sideways off the couch just to see it.
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08-12-2010, 10:26 AM
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When you've got the under on a game and your favorite trails but you root for them not score!
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08-12-2010, 10:43 AM
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agreed tsp and pg ...
or even better, you find urself glued to the TV watching COMMERCIALS on espn so u can keep watching the bottom line ticker lol. someone changes the channel and u get pissed "wtf man, i was watching that shit!!" ... "dude it was a commercial" ... "yea but the bottom line was showing fuking scores!!"
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08-12-2010, 10:49 AM
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08-12-2010, 10:50 AM
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08-12-2010, 10:56 AM
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After the noon games in the NFL. You have less than 5 minutes to recover and readjust your bets for the 3:15 pm games because you are losing badly after the noon games and need to get it back.
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08-12-2010, 11:34 AM
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On tuesday there isnt a football game to bet on, so you and a group of buddies handicap NCAA Football or Madden. Then have the computer play the game to make it "fair" so you have something to bet on.
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08-12-2010, 11:46 AM
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