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#1
02-06-2011, 03:47 AM
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You Know You're a Degenerate Gambler When....
I'll start.
Your bookie lets you set your own lines on the NFL and College at the beginning of the week and you still lose 8 out of nine weeks.
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#2
02-06-2011, 06:05 AM
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when you have money on a team and you ask what color jersey's are we rooting for...
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Overall 2012 (6-9-0 -390) NBA 2012 (0-2-0 -220) NCAA 2012 (6-7-0 -170) Final 2011 (114-103-11 +555) updated JAN.24,2012 4:40pm
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#3
02-06-2011, 06:09 AM
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I was at a strip club the other night and was texting MtrCtyPimp about why the Portland game stayed under instead of paying attention
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#4
02-06-2011, 06:34 AM
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Quote:
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Overall 2012 (6-9-0 -390) NBA 2012 (0-2-0 -220) NCAA 2012 (6-7-0 -170) Final 2011 (114-103-11 +555) updated JAN.24,2012 4:40pm
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#5
02-06-2011, 09:06 AM
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You bet Tennis
You bet high school basketball You bet womens college basketball Your bookie is on speed dial
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2012 MLB: 148-139-8 -15.6u Last Updated: 5/26/12 2011 NBA: 53-58-4 Last Updated: 5/6/12 2011 NHL: 203-194-5 -6.87u Last Updated: 4/18/12 Disclaimer: Fade me or trail me, but you do so at your own risk! This is gambling and trust me you could lose, just ask my bookie! No "megastar galaxy lock of the years or game of the week/year, unless otherwise posted I play everything to win 1 unit! If you lose trailing me, I don't want to hear any crying!
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#6
02-06-2011, 09:22 AM
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You borrow money to pay the rent, then stop at the casino on the way to see the landlord.
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#7
02-06-2011, 09:41 AM
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You`re on your way to the race track with $500.00 in your pocket. You stop to get gas and put it on a credit card.
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"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose"
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#8
02-06-2011, 10:10 AM
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Take 2 days off from work To bet every game of the NCAA Tournament
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Scared Money Never wins
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#9
02-06-2011, 10:37 AM
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Pee wee football betting. Back in the day
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2011-2012 College Football 106-74 (+23.70)units NFL 2011 93-77 (+8.90)units NCAA BKB Tourney 4-2 (+1.8) 2010 Rookie of the Year
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#10
02-06-2011, 10:39 AM
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True story. In college a buddy of mine took me out to a farm. We got there and there were literally 500 people there. It was a cockfighting event. I didn't know shit about it, but it didn't stop me from putting $50 on the one with the "red feathers".
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2012 MLB: 148-139-8 -15.6u Last Updated: 5/26/12 2011 NBA: 53-58-4 Last Updated: 5/6/12 2011 NHL: 203-194-5 -6.87u Last Updated: 4/18/12 Disclaimer: Fade me or trail me, but you do so at your own risk! This is gambling and trust me you could lose, just ask my bookie! No "megastar galaxy lock of the years or game of the week/year, unless otherwise posted I play everything to win 1 unit! If you lose trailing me, I don't want to hear any crying!
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02-06-2011, 11:02 AM
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you go to your daughters soccer game. park the car so you can see the field and watch the game you bet on in the car.
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I feel sorry for people that dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.
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#12
02-06-2011, 11:08 AM
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you ask the bar to turn on the end of that 12 point knicks and wizards game instead of watching the puck drop of the hawks game
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nba 6-5 +1.25* ..It costs a lot to win and even more to lose....
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#13
02-06-2011, 11:11 AM
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You're at bowling on league night and you bet whether or not a random guys next ball will be a strike or not......
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2012 MLB: 148-139-8 -15.6u Last Updated: 5/26/12 2011 NBA: 53-58-4 Last Updated: 5/6/12 2011 NHL: 203-194-5 -6.87u Last Updated: 4/18/12 Disclaimer: Fade me or trail me, but you do so at your own risk! This is gambling and trust me you could lose, just ask my bookie! No "megastar galaxy lock of the years or game of the week/year, unless otherwise posted I play everything to win 1 unit! If you lose trailing me, I don't want to hear any crying!
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#14
02-06-2011, 11:20 AM
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you bet that a guy will say thank you to GOD before his family or teammates.
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I feel sorry for people that dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.
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#15
02-06-2011, 11:33 AM
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You bet and cheer agenist your favorite team
just because of line movement
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