are you the manager? she said!

[Blind Squirrel]

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively
signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
caressed his full beard

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.


"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.


"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"


"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.


"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.


"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room"

[SmokinProphet]

now that shiit was funny

[Blind Squirrel]

Originally Posted by SmokinProphet

now that shiit was funny

LOL