You Might Be a Redneck If...

[papa bear]

You’ve ever rolled your riding lawn mower.

You’ve ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair.

Only time you traveled out of state was an alien abduction.

You practice holds on your dog while watching TV wrestling.

You have a time-share on a Trans Am.

Your last medical checkup was on board a UFO.

You’ve ever sunk a rental paddleboat.

You’ve ever had your picture taken next to a Dale Earnhardt Coke machine.

The centerpiece of your landscaping used to get twenty-five miles per gallon.

Your grandmother ever tried to hit a highway worker with a beer can.

You’ve ever hunted quail in the interstate median.

You call your mother-in-law “Talladega” because she is three cars wide.

You’ve ever emptied the bed of your truck by driving backward real fast and slamming on the brakes.

You’ve ever appeared on TV with your face digitally blurred.

You bought a police scanner to keep track of your relatives.

You taught your three-year-old to give Jeff Gordon “the finger”.

Your car and its motor are more then ten feet apart.

The only time you sky-dived, it wasn’t on purpose.

You think “home security” means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.

You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.

And LAST but not LEAST,

You’re a Packer fan…
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[Big Pimpin]

lmao


Is that his wife?