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Old 05-11-2007, 07:58 PM
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Your age by how much you eat out

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT (Keep it clean)



Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your
waiter may know!


YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH


This is pretty neat.


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute

Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go
out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ..

If you haven't, add 1756.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number

(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)


The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE
IT LASTS






Got me right!!!! I eat out 5 days a week and I'm 37!!
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:07 PM
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1047 exactly right
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:09 PM
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Want to go out and eat.I don't go out 10 times a week I would like to.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:29 PM
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so....I am guessing if you want to eat out all 3 times a day it wont work....wow...just as creepy lol...I love junk mail

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Old 05-12-2007, 01:33 AM
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wow ... it worked ... nice
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:07 AM
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It said I was 29 and I'm 31
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:22 AM
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It said I was 29 and I'm 31

Math not a good subject for you in school??
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Old 05-12-2007, 01:38 PM
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How many times you eat out has nothing to do with it. Put in any number 1 to 7 and it will still come out with your age.
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Old 05-12-2007, 03:39 PM
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How many times you eat out has nothing to do with it. Put in any number 1 to 7 and it will still come out with your age.
Quick!!!
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:59 PM
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430 it works
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 05-13-2007, 06:51 AM
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Worked for me too
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Old 05-13-2007, 10:33 AM
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Math not a good subject for you in school??

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Old 05-13-2007, 08:58 PM
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I Thought This Was Going To Be About Oral Sex
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