Nebraska fans - at least many of them suk

[secondbase]

been living here in neb for 11 years now.
I have learned ( according to them ) that:
They have the best:
stadium
facilities
team - at least most of the time
coach
AD
uniforms ??
fans

Everyone is against them
They get everyones best shot
The refs are always against them
Everybody else sucks - If you want ask the typical husker fan ' who is your second favorite team ? they could not answer- they hate everyone else.

The Big 10 sucks , but wait, Neb might join the big 10 so now:
We will roll the big ten , then thoughts went to:
Hey it will be fun and challenging to go to OSU, Mich, PSU Iowa, Wis etc
it could be a challenge.

now it looks like the b10 may look elsewhere, so now its
Big 10 sucks
They are afraid of us.
We didn't want to go there anyway