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Old 05-06-2005, 09:16 PM
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I hate the freakin' horses. Never won a bet ever on them. I live in PA so we don't care much about anything except the STEELERS.....
I travel down to WV to play the slots and watch the races but never win one. I met some drunken guy that groomed the horses and said that he knew who was going to win, probably just to try and get me in bed. LOST again and he got none. Damned, bet he felt worse than me...loser ! I didn't mind he was a drunk, just the fact that I wanted so bad to win on a horse race.
Bandini 6-1 is my pick, so forget about the horse, it may drop over dead getting in the cages just because I picked it !
Came down to the horses for smooth, so he knew which horse NOT TO BET ON !
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Old 05-07-2005, 07:57 AM
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good luck today badgalz...I posted a DD pick yesterday that a buddy of mine bet in the Oaks/Derby DD and he had the first leg with Summerly. He has Afleet Alex and Bandini today to hit it. Bandini will pay him 97.60 if he wins. My friend is not great at picking the horses but he is the luckiest guy I know, so dont count Bandini out...
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Old 05-07-2005, 12:10 PM
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I hate the freakin' horses. Never won a bet ever on them. I live in PA so we don't care much about anything except the STEELERS.....
I travel down to WV to play the slots and watch the races but never win one. I met some drunken guy that groomed the horses and said that he knew who was going to win, probably just to try and get me in bed. LOST again and he got none. Damned, bet he felt worse than me...loser ! I didn't mind he was a drunk, just the fact that I wanted so bad to win on a horse race.
Bandini 6-1 is my pick, so forget about the horse, it may drop over dead getting in the cages just because I picked it !
Came down to the horses for smooth, so he knew which horse NOT TO BET ON !
Thanks for coming on down to the ponies section Skoal Sister... best of luck to you all around today! (I never trust anyone who says they know who will win, even I could have come up with a better pick up line!)

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