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Old 05-13-2011, 11:18 AM
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My girlfriend asked me to kiss her where it stinks

So I took her to Oakland.

Just a joke guys and no offense to anyone in Oakland, but it is the worst city in America. I've been to a lot of bad places in my life, the near west side of Chicago, Cabrini Green and the Robert Taylor Homes, Gary Indiana, near Hollywood Park in LA, card rooms in Bankok and the back streets of Calcutta, but I never felt I was in as dangerious a place as I felt one late late night in Oakland after a Bronco game there. You know when people are sizing you up for a mugging and I felt it about 4 times in one night there. It's a horrible place but it won't be for the Chicago White Sox (+100) tonight. They win this ballgame, and probably by more that 1 run if you like betting the spread.

THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX +100

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Old 05-13-2011, 11:25 AM
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So I took her to Oakland.

Just a joke guys and no offense to anyone in Oakland, but it is the worst city in America. I've been to a lot of bad places in my life, the near west side of Chicago, Cabrini Green and the Robert Taylor Homes, Gary Indiana, near Hollywood Park in LA, card rooms in Bankok and the back streets of Calcutta, but I never felt I was in as dangerious a place as I felt one late late night in Oakland after a Bronco game there. You know when people are sizing you up for a mugging and I felt it about 4 times in one night there. It's a horrible place but it won't be for the Chicago White Sox (+100) tonight. They win this ballgame, and probably by more that 1 run if you like betting the spread.

THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX +100

Wow, this line made me laugh.
Best of Luck, I see the Sox pounding McCarthy.
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if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin...if it smells like trout, get the f*ck out.

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I'll be golfing all day, but should be back to call the game (8pm MST) for those of you without TV, Radio, or Internet service tonight. We'll be in Vegas for 4 days starting tommarow so I hope these selections will tide you over until tuesday evening..

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Old 05-13-2011, 11:53 AM
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Wow, this line made me laugh.
Best of Luck, I see the Sox pounding McCarthy.
Because of the circles I used to travel in people have tried to mug me a few times, and it's always starts the same way with a "Sir, can you spare some change?" If it's night time, and i'm in a bad nieghborhood, and 5 blacks guy come up with that...I pull out the ppk and get out of there as fast as I can. I did'nt have a gun that night in Oakland and I feel that we were lucky to come back from that Bronco game alive- Oakland is that bad. Maybe not as bad as the Robert Taylor homes were, but it's bad at night- Don't ever go there kids

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Detroit is by far the worst city I've been too.

McCarthy has been great at home, going with the A's, but GL.
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Oakland? Isn't that where those Lakers thugs came from? JK ;-)

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bangkok isn't that dangerous...and don't believe there are card rooms there dude...ulan bator is the worst city i have ever been to in terms of feeling safe
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We'll be in Vegas for 4 days starting tommarow so I hope these selections will tide you over until tuesday evening..
I'll be there Sun-Wed. Where ya stayin?

We should get together and talk about some of these CM knuckleheads.

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Old 05-13-2011, 01:48 PM
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i think sometime you should take a look at keith's pick of the day and post it as one of your plays
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Old 05-13-2011, 02:37 PM
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i think sometime you should take a look at keith's pick of the day and post it as one of your plays
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i think sometime you should take a look at keith's pick of the day and post it as one of your plays

think he has tried this already...jinxed Keith, Keith told him to stay out of his threads when copying....lol
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:58 PM
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bangkok isn't that dangerous...and don't believe there are card rooms there dude...ulan bator is the worst city i have ever been to in terms of feeling safe
The games there...They aren't advirtised
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:59 PM
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I'm back friends- Had to bump this so people can get thier wagers in

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