Duke Application

[nolesfan08]

Duke University Flopping Camp
June 21-25, 2009
Durham, NC
Applicant Information
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Applicant Must Answer “Yes” to Each Question to Attend Camp
Are you white? _________________________

Do you lack athletic ability? _______________________

Does your offensive “game” consist of standing outside the three point line? _______________________

Are you adept at tripping? ___________________

Are you a lil’ floor-slapper? _____________________

Do you pee sitting down? ___________________

Do you want to be a Duke Assistant Coach? ________

Would Dick Vitale label you a “Winner”? ________

Do you like Italian Soccer? _____________________

Do you spend the majority of the game looking at your man’s back? _________________

Please Answer Below (used for roommate compatibility) :
1) Your favorite Duke flopper is (circle one):
Shane Battier
Greg Paulus
Steve Wojciechowski
Other

2) Your favorite announcer is (circle one):
Dick Vitale
Mike Patrick
Please don’t make me choose

3) You are defending on a fast break, with your opponent going for a lay-up you:
Slap at the ball as your opponent goes by Wait until your opponent is in the air, and then throw your body under him

Undercut your opponent’s legs and then collapse in a heap

Take a pair of nuts to the face as your opponent dunks on you

4) After your teammate performs a successful flop, you:
Pump fist feverishly

Look at Coach K and exchange knowing smiles

Save image of the flop in your “masturbatory memory box”

Hug as many men as you can
5) The best way to describe your play is (circle one):
“Scrappy”
“A coach on the court”
“Hard-nosed”
6) You wet the bed (circle one):
Frequently
Always

[Bisket]

lol maryland missing 20 layups so far

[ConstantColorUpor]

ive never seen a team miss so many layups this is brutal

[ravenbynight]

Lets face it the players today have no skills on the offensive side of the ball all these coaches teach is defense defense. Sad thing is these kids will not be playing in the nba. As much as they preach defense wins titles the offensive players make the big money.

[Jahred]

never understood people complaining about flopping

its apart of the game and up the REF to determine a charge or block call

If the ref doesnt call a foul the "flopper will have put themselves at a major disadvantage, sounds like fair game to me.

[nolesfan08]

Originally Posted by Jahred

never understood people complaining about flopping

its apart of the game and up the REF to determine a charge or block call

If the ref doesnt call a foul the "flopper will have put themselves at a major disadvantage, sounds like fair game to me.

I AGREE, I JUST READ IT SOMEWHERE AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, IM ON MARYLAND 2ND HALF THO AND THEY NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER

[Bisket]

lmao @ maryland

[IloveBaseball]

Originally Posted by Bisket23

lol maryland missing 20 layups so far

This is killing my over ... needs OT!

[Jahred]

Originally Posted by nolesfan08

I AGREE, I JUST READ IT SOMEWHERE AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, IM ON MARYLAND 2ND HALF THO AND THEY NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER

This was the first year ever i notice ncaa football players flopping out of bounds on late hits. Colt McCoy did it for sure and many others started doing the same thing. I think its smart , worst case scenerio is a no call and most likely +15 more yards.

Atleast in soccer you get penalized for faking a flop, do it twice and your gone.

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by Bisket23

lol maryland missing 20 layups so far

all point blank and zero difficulty

[Bisket]

game was fixed

[ConstantColorUpor]

Eric Hayes is my new favorite player for giving us the half and game. ml would have been nice but cant get em all i guess