Swear on my mother's life play of the century!!

[CapKing10]

I swear on my mother's life that this play will hit. If it doesn't, well, I guess that sucks for her, but I am 100% positive this will hit.

For my "Swear On My Mother's Life" play, I am taking West Virginia (-5) as Bob Huggins returns to Cincinnati to crack that whore Nancy Zimpher in the skull!!

(Oh yeah, and the Bearcats, too!)

I haven't yet told my mother that I'm putting her life on this play, but I don't think she will mind. Besides, I'm very superstitious, and last year when I made a "Swear On My Dead Brother's grave" post, it hit, as the Kansas City Chiefs covered the spread against New England on opening day!!

Anyway, my mother is getting up there in age -- she's already 65 -- so this isn't risking as much as some of you might think. Her best days are well behind her, and I think she appreciates just how good of a coach Bob Huggins is.

I'm making this a 20* unit play, and I will be watching with my mother while holding a baseball bat in one hand and a bottle of brandy in the other!!!

This one's for you, mom!!

[Rhody78]

nice talk, hope it hits so you can keep Mom around for awhile longer.

To funny (LOL)

Rhody

[Keith]

what is Mom's blue-book value ?

[barryg]

My mom called from heaven and wants me to put $500 on Huggy Bear's boys!!!
Don't let your mom know this but 65 is the new 40.

[pottan]

you are one sick person.

[boiseboy]

one of the funniest deliveries of a game i have ever seen, well done capking...

i hope mom is around to see 66 for ya, good luck to you and mom both!!!!!!

boise...

[bigsportsguy2006]

nice, cincy it is, thanks!!

[Yankee23]

Originally Posted by CapKing10

Besides, I'm very superstitious, and last year when I made a "Swear On My Dead Brother's grave" post, it hit, as the Kansas City Chiefs covered the spread against New England on opening day!!

Must have been your other account since you joined this month



GL to mom tonight

[CapKing10]

OK guys, my mom sort of freaked out when I told her about this play. I thought she would find it funny but clearly she did not as she too is superstitious. I offered to go back on the play but she said to keep it as she is also very confident in Bob Huggins' coaching ability and the fact that he will be determined to beat his former team in their building.

However, mom does not like traveling alone, and I'd hate to send her to her grave without proper company. So, it is only necessary that I make an additional "Swear on my father's life" play!! Don't feel bad for him, he's a real asshole and has tried to screw me over several times during my childhood, such as the time he left me all by myself at an amusement park -- now called the Abusement Park -- at which point I was nearly kidnappped!

So, now I'm torn. Mother deserves to stay, but father doesn't. So, I'm going to stick with the original pick and think West Virginia gets it done and mother stays here, but let's send father to the moon with a real stinker. Let's take Michigan (+2.5) at home against Purdue (they'll get their can kicked!) and hope for the best!

TAKE MICHIGAN (+2.5)

[CapKing10]

Originally Posted by Yankee23

Must have been your other account since you joined this month



GL to mom tonight

'Nother board, yankee, 'nother board.

But I was so bad at that place that I lost all my conf., and if you are gonna be a capking, which I am now, you have supreme conf. in your abilities.

[Windy City Irish]

IP Check

-1200 its Catdaddy

[CapKing10]

Did Catdaddy even know how to spell?

LOL

[A-Lister]

Lol!

[walbanger]

I feel sorry for your mom

[walbanger]

Originally Posted by CapKing10

OK guys, my mom sort of freaked out when I told her about this play. I thought she would find it funny but clearly she did not as she too is superstitious. I offered to go back on the play but she said to keep it as she is also very confident in Bob Huggins' coaching ability and the fact that he will be determined to beat his former team in their building.

However, mom does not like traveling alone, and I'd hate to send her to her grave without proper company. So, it is only necessary that I make an additional "Swear on my father's life" play!! Don't feel bad for him, he's a real asshole and has tried to screw me over several times during my childhood, such as the time he left me all by myself at an amusement park -- now called the Abusement Park -- at which point I was nearly kidnappped!

So, now I'm torn. Mother deserves to stay, but father doesn't. So, I'm going to stick with the original pick and think West Virginia gets it done and mother stays here, but let's send father to the moon with a real stinker. Let's take Michigan (+2.5) at home against Purdue (they'll get their can kicked!) and hope for the best!

TAKE MICHIGAN (+2.5)

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