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Old 11-19-2009, 02:17 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Cleveland, OH


The Cleveland Browns football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Eric Mangini immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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Would've been mildly funny if it weren't for the fact that line chalk is used on ALL the lines, not just the goal line.
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Would've been mildly funny if it weren't for the fact that line chalk is used on ALL the lines, not just the goal line.
well, they arent getting many 1st downs either
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Would've been mildly funny if it weren't for the fact that line chalk is used on ALL the lines, not just the goal line.
...or if this joke wasn't ten years old......
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Ha, Ha. I like it. Got me until the second sentence.
I'd hate to see any game postponed anyway, even the Browns.
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Would've been mildly funny if it weren't for the fact that line chalk is used on ALL the lines, not just the goal line.
Line chalk isn't used in the NFL, its all paint now.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:53 PM
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every year this joke is posted about some team
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every year this joke is posted about some team
First year in the last 7 it hasn't been about the Iowa St Cyclones
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:56 PM
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