Divs

[Captain_Vood]

OY! I cannot break seem to beyond even, no matter what I do. Even Wild Card weekends ends at 2-2, bring me to 36-33-2 overall on the season. As I have said many times, I would damn near rather lose than break even. At least with losing I get some emotion, breaking even only pisses me on.

Anyway, screw it, its Divs weekend. Again I will be at the MGM next weekend for conf. finals, so good times abound. I usually plant my ass dead in the middle of the sports book at the MGM, funneling beer and smoking cigs and cigars like they are going out of style. I will most likely be wearing a MetallicA shirt and a ball cap. Feel free to approach me and hang out if you see fit, I'll sport for a beer if anyone is interested. It is usually just me and my old lady anyway.

Alrighty then, on to my picks. I will say this again, as if it were necessary, but these picks are primarily for me to keep track on a public forum more so than anything else, so please don't pay attention to me. I will also be following last week's theory that there is enough evidence availabel to bet on both sides so I won't waste any time giving useless capping material.

BAL +3 Baltimore is on a crazy train of goodness. I just read that they might have some injuries to key players, but these guys are done if they don't play, and play well, so I thin they will just jack up some pain killers, and go to town. Oh, by the way, the Titan center Kevin Mawae is broken, and that screws stuff up.

CAR -9.5 I really don't know how much faith I have in this pick, but AZ's record in the East is just horrific, and they have really been shitting the bed lately. I have not really paid enough attention to CAR this season to know much about them, but the Cards have been stinking it up, so I will go agianst them.

PHI/NYG >38.5 This one's easy. This o/u should be higher, but it aint, so let's cash it.

PIT -6 This one scares me too. Ben has a swollen head from what I understand. But, I still hate Philip Rivers with a passion, and I wish him flu like symptoms, so I gotta go with the PIT D at home.

So that should be good for a 2-2 weekend.

Also, I tossed some cash on a prop bet with all road teams winning cuz it pays 80:1.

80 to 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE SINGLE DOLLAR wins 80 bucks. 10 wins 800, 100 wins 8000. Thats massive payday. Think about it... AZ has one of their magical days where they are in old form and score tons of points, is that really all that far fetched? BAL, which seems to be a favorite in most people's eyes anyway pulls one off, Eagles are super hot and on a roll right now, and if a sub has to fill the slot of Roethlisburger's busted head, and Sproles has a huge day, it could be a awesome side bet. It is NOT one of my official picks, but I don't think its too much if a stretch to toss a few bucks on.

ps. I am a quart or so of whiskey deep, so please forgive bad grammar and typos.