The Hoser`s NFL Picks, 2011 Week Eight

[The_Hoser]

Welcome to Week Eight of the Hoser's NFL Picks, 2011 Edition, where we'll be elbow-deep in pumpkin guts during the late games. Nothing beats smells like rotting fruit at work for a week.

The Hoser stumbled again this week, posting just a 6-7 record against the spread and 8-5 straight up. We missed the Trifecta (thanks for sucking, Washington), but we hit our Lock of the Week for a seventh straight week, putting us up $230 for the week and pushing us back over the $3,000 mark for the year.

Remember: these picks are just for fun. Using them to wager money is advisable as having Michael Young man first base for your church-league softball team.

Indianapolis (+9) at TENNESSEE (44): Titans 24, Colts 16.
Jacksonville (+9.5) at HOUSTON (40.5): Texans 31, Jaguars 14.
Minnesota (+3.5) at CAROLINA (46.5): Panthers 23, Vikings 20.
New Orleans (-13.5) at ST. LOUIS RAMS (48): Saints 30, Rams 13.
Arizona (+12.5) at BALTIMORE (43): Ravens 24, Cardinals 13.
Miami (+10) at NEW YORK GIANTS (42): Giants 27, Dolphins 10.
Washington (+4) at BUFFALO (45): Bills 26, Racists 20.
Detroit (+3) at DENVER (41.5): Lions 21, Broncos 20.
New England (-2.5) at PITTSBURGH (52): Patriots 30, Steelers 20.
Cleveland (+9.5) at SAN FRANCISCO (38.5): 49ers 26, Bengals 17.
Cincinnati (-1) at SEATTLE (37.5): Bengals 20, Seahawks 16.
Dallas (+3) at PHILADELPHIA (48.5): Cowboys 27, Eagles 24.
San Diego (-3) at KANSAS CITY (44.5): Chargers 24, Chiefs 17.

Lock of the Week: New England
Trifecta: Dallas, New England, Buffalo

2011 Week 7 Hoser Picks:
Straight Up: 8-5
Against The Spread: 6-7
Lock of the Week: 1-0
Trifecta: 0-1
Money: $+230

2011 Season Hoser Picks
Straight Up: 73-31
Against The Spread: 50-52-1
Lock of the Week: 7-0
Trifecta: 2-5
Money: $+3,030

2011 Week 7 Pro-Line: $10
2011 Week 7 Pro-Line: $0
2011 Season Pro-Line: $84
2011 Season Pro-Line: $169
2011 Total: $+85