Jets Outcome Formula

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my friend told me this fact:

Rob Ryan=Rex Ryan+The Grateful Dead

Therefore:

The Grateful Dead=Rob Ryan-Rex Ryan

It is also a know fact that:

The Grateful Dead=Acid/(Hippies+VW)

So:

Acid/(Hippies+VW)=Rob Ryan-Rex Ryan

And Therefore:

Rex Ryan=Rob Ryan-Acid/(Hippies+VW)

We only need to figure out the actual value of Rob Ryan, we then input the count of VW vehicles in the parking lot, the number of people tripping on acid the day of the game in the city the game is in, and the number of surviving hippies who actually know who Rex Ryan is within a 250 mile radius. Then we can predict whether the Jets will win or not depending on if the Final Value of Rex Ryan

If Rex Ryan is > 1 then Jets Win
If Rex Ryan is < 1 then Jets Lose

So Im figuring the Value of Rob Ryan will have to be a constant of around 1500 or so.

Any suggestions or amendments to our formula are welcome.

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Note: The value of Rob Ryan may fluctuate over time.... This isn't a perfect science