Report: RJB buys the Chargers

[BookieTom]

This just in, RJB long Cappersmall member has bought the SD Chargers, rumor has it, members of Cappersmall all pitched it and raised close to a billion dollars to help him buy the team, they all got really fed up , this will prevent RJB from jumping on everyones back everytime they make a small comment about his team, lol.
BS Press.

[rjb1816]

the cat is out of the bag...i couldn't have done it without jahred's help. he threw down several units to complete this deal. we are in the process of adding jaypasco as our senior northwest scout

[BookieTom]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

the cat is out of the bag...i couldn't have done it without jahred's help. he threw down several units to complete this deal. we are in the process of adding jaypasco as our senior northwest scout

Can i be in charge of hiring the Cheerleaders pls. lol

[rjb1816]

well we do have one of the hottest squads in the league, but there is always room for improvement. what expertise do you have in this field?

[BookieTom]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

well we do have one of the hottest squads in the league, but there is always room for improvement. what expertise do you have in this field?

I have 8 years of experience in scouting at Nudy Bars, lol.

[Jahred]

the whole oregon cheer squad will work just fine IMO

[williemaq]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

well we do have one of the hottest squads in the league, but there is always room for improvement. what expertise do you have in this field?

rjb, I used to live in La Mirage (that apt complex on Mission Gorge that over looks the Murph) and they practiced in the gym there all the time. Then they would lay out by the pools. Damn I miss San Diego sometimes. They have got to be some of the most gorgeous in shape women I have ever seen

[williemaq]

Originally Posted by Jahred

the whole oregon cheer squad will work just fine IMO

Fukin A

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by williemaq

rjb, I used to live in La Mirage (that apt complex on Mission Gorge that over looks the Murph) and they practiced in the gym there all the time. Then they would lay out by the pools. Damn I miss San Diego sometimes. They have got to be some of the most gorgeous in shape women I have ever seen

ya i know right where that is. i had one in my class at usd...damn she was smokin

[Pap]

breaking news: Sources allege that new GM rjb1816 has cut every san diego player on the roster and has only kept the following: Phillip Rivers, Ladanian Tomlinson, Antonio Gates, Shawne Merriman, and Antonio Cromartie. When asked about this bold decision to play only 3 men on offense and 2 on defense, rjb1816 had only this to say: "Honestly, I would have cut everyone except Phillip Rivers but then people would stop coming to the games."

Reports on Cappersmall Forums state that rjb1816 has been riding their dicks all year, and that this wasn't a surprise. "We all knew this would happen", says one poster. Another, who also wishes to remain anonymous, says "To be honest the only surprise here is that rjb1816 wasn't Phillip Rivers posting himself. With the amount of bitching he did you'd think he was trying to save starving kids in Africa or something."

[ZoomVT]

i said i didnt want to be quoted... f*cking sensationalist bastards...

rjb, i swear they took my comments out of context...

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by The_Only_Papowski

With the amount of bitching he did you'd think he was trying to save starving kids in Africa or something."

am i the only one who doesn't get this? i mean cmon...please post something at least relevant, maybe even a little funny.