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Old 01-16-2011, 04:02 PM
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Sanchez v Brady

I had put this in the In-game thread, but I worked on this for like 10 minutes, and it's funny IMO, so I think it deserves it's own thread.....

Alright!! Time for the final game of the weekend. Patriots are going to win in a blowout! This one is going to get ugly! Did I say ugly?? I meant.....SEXY!!!!

<---"You're going down, Brady! The Jets are going to destroy you!"

<---"First of all, Sanchez, you look like Adrien Grenier from Entourage. Second of all, don't tell me I'm 'going down' while you've got your shirt off! And thirdly, nobody out-Sexy's me on my own field!"

<---"Sorry, buttlicker, but I've always got my shirt off, so you'll just have to deal with it! And if you don't think I can out-Sexy you, maybe you need to check out these abs! Boom, baby!"

<---"Obviously you haven't felt the power of my smoldering gaze, or you'd know what sexy really was. And the only reason you have abs like that is because you're Mexican or something."

<----"F you and your gaze, Brady. Sounds like you're a racist!"

<----"I'm not racist, I just hate Mexicans. See you on the field, homo."

<----"I'm already there, queer."
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Old 01-16-2011, 04:17 PM
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OMG>>>Thats tooo gay for me !!!! lol Agree Pats in a romp!!!!

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