SO I'll CASH my checks and place my BETS week 16 NFL

LadyDawn · #1 12-23-2011, 05:52 PM

'Cuz I Can lyrics by Pink

Ha, ha, ha, we're gonna rock and roll
Ra, ra, alright, I drink more than you
Party harder than you do
And my car's faster than yours too

P I N K, P I M P, I'm back again
I know y'all missed me
I'm so so sick, can't handle it
Yeah, I talk shit, just deal with it

My rims are 23 inch
And they're black on black no, they're not his
Diamonds all over my tees
You can try and try you can't beat me

So I'll cash my checks and place my bets
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm f*cked
Because I live a life of sin

OK every week we have 8 or 9 dogs cashing bets so far we got one COLTS who won the game thanks to pussy play by HC Kubiak

Ravens - 12 vs Browns

well with anquan boldin out and Rvaens now can take the afc north lead and leave steelers in the dust

They will win BUT by how much is the question

MY problem is this they just played 3 weeks ago at Cleve - 7 won n covered 24 - 10 ! It's hard to beat same team twice in same season but within less than month to hammer them again almsot hardly ever happens

especially now colt mc coy not playing changes things for Browns offense

With McCoy out, Seneca Wallace is expected to start again after he threw for 226 yards and a touchdown versus the Cardinals. His 76-yard scoring pass to Greg Little gave the Browns a 17-7 third-quarter lead, but they couldn’t hold it and suffered a season-high fourth consecutive defeat and sixth in a row on the road.

Wallace’s one start against the Ravens came in the team’s most recent trip to Baltimore on Sept. 26, 2010. He threw for 141 yards and a TD in a 24-17 defeat, while counterpart Joe Flacco passed for three touchdowns.

Browns defense is damn strong ranked 14th but 31st against the run so if ravens play ground game it will be low scoring and Browns hang tight like they did before !

I have this weird feeling in my gut with these huge overpriced chalks

Browns also on 3rd str8 road game and they don't travel well at all

Have nothing to play for at all JUST LIKE Colts last night

Ravens really need to win this game because next week they are on road at Bengals

i always say if they really need to win this game ; If they were any good they wouldn't Need to win this game

LIKE saints did on way to thier superbowl championship just didnt play full tilt vs cowboys and Bucs then benched in final week @ Panthers

i'm seeing this as 10 point win for ravens not the 14 point type needed

to cover 12 ravens would need to be ahaed by 21 points in final minutes of 4th quater especially if they have the ball !

so i'm seeing a browns team playing for JOBS and pride and will not just roll over at ravens

also if ravens DO not win div and wind up as WC they are forced to play 4 str8 road game because week 17 is away @ cincy then 3 more roadies in playoffs with no bye !

Steelers in same boat as ravens MUST win div !

SO beacuse all the pressure is on Ravens at home i say i'm taking the DOG pound plus 12 FAT points for $330 to win $300

OK i have to run to store BBL to finsih my write up !

But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight I'll do what I want 'cuz I can, yeah

Uh, break it down
It's tough times out here
Ya know what I'm sayin' mmm, hmm

Yeah, I'm super thick
People say I'm much too chic
Come and kiss the ring
You just might learn a couple things

I'm trying to school you dog
Roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof
I'm your worst nightmare
Bring it we can take it there
What are you scared?

So I'll cash my checks and place my bets
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm ****ed
Because I live a life of sin

jd95 · #2 12-23-2011, 07:46 PM

kinda like where the santas helpers finger is!!!

LadyDawn · #3 12-23-2011, 10:40 PM

HEY Hey JD stop looking where her fingers are at and watch me destroy the books

OK great NEWS BIG BEN is out vs Rams C batch starts

no wonder line dropped a TON

RAMS + 12 points $550

Buccaneers + 7.5 @ Panthers

yes Tampa seems to have quit on season and it looks like thier HC gets da bootski on Jan 2nd ; yes folks thats the day when the axes drop on head cocahes in NFL !

BUT i just cannot fathom Carolina laying more than a TD

Thier defense is not the shut down type ranked 23rd in league so tampa will put up points

i see another high scoring game but squeaky win for panthers

BUCCANEERS $220

Raiders + 1` 1/2 @ chiefs

talk about theeeeee sucker bet of the week #1 here it is folks

even tho there's negative things on both teams i see sucker written all over this line

bad negative on raiders really lost thier last game by 1 point as a dog

the negative against Chiefs is of course beating the UNDEFEATED Champs and had to lay it all out on defense to shut down the packers offense who still scored 14 points on them !

That was thier superbowl game for KC and now back to reality KC your not that good really !

THE visitor in Chiefs Raiders series is currently 11- 1 ATS Chiefs at raiders earlier KC was DOGGIE they won 28-0

BOTH teams in the playoff run in that wacky divsion AFC west

however if Broncos win @ bills they get 9 wins and only raiders can make 9 wins if they win out

BUT i dont care about that i see HERE a sucker bet Vegas is saying look at this easy line the Chiefs who just beat the 13-0 Packers only have to win by 2 Points vs thier Rival Raiders !

HEY vegas i have eyes and ears I know your games fools i know when you put up sucker bets all year long and i go hammer the other side

caught you every freaking time too

Ravens - 6 at titans ; Falcons - 1 vs saints Ravens - 7 @ Seahawks

Bills - 3 @ Bengals Bills - 1.5 vs Jets .....Jets - 1 .5 vs Patriots
every DOG won the game !

seeeeee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at the cashiers window

RAIDERS + 1 1/2 $550

Bengals - 4 1/2 vs the i aint playing cardinals

why are the Cards not showing up ? because they want thier home finale against the seahwks to avenge thier early season loss at seattle

they will play possum here folks plus they just put top defender Joey porter on IR

Joey Porter Injury note: Injured-Reserve as of Dec 21, 2011 (Knee)

and i had to dig for that info it's not up clearly at Yahoo sports

BENGALS eat the birds alive ! LOL dosent the Cat almost always get the Bird ?$550

o BTW Cardinals the halpless Browns took you into OT at YOUR house if skelton didnt come in after they KOED Kolb YOU would lose that game !

thats all everyone MERRY Christmas I dont bet Christmas day so packers bears i guess Packers win it but 13 points i'm thinking like last year Bears + 9almost won the game but pack scored 1 td and won 10- 6