T.O signs with the Bengals

[TN TITAN Fan In STL]

Terrell Owens has agreed to a one-year contract with the Bengals, a team source told NFL Network's Michael Lombardi.

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

and cue the circus music

[Sweetleaf22]

butter

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

I always liked T.O but this is a horrible fit

[Sweetleaf22]

An aged and desperate Terrell Owens signed to a one-year deal to replace the gimpy Antonio Bryant. Owens, a noted suicidal troublemaker with a penchant for roster insurrection, joins Adam “formerly Pacman” Jones, Cedric Benson, Matt Jones, Rey Maualuga, Tank Johnson and Chad Ochocinco to form the first-ever reality show about getting a DUIs while doing cocaine in the back seat with underage girls who are holding your weapons cache and getting into a fight with your bodyguard. Also: making it rain Sun Chips. I think that covers all the bases of requisite jokes.

Sorry, I know this announcement is supposed to be more fun. Like, WOW, how can all these volatile components exist together without an orgy of orgies? But I don’t know. It’s set up like Dinner With Schmucks, in that there’s just such a purposeful overabundance of things that are really supposed to be funny that it renders everything banal and sad. Which is sorta fitting for Cincinnati.

Kissing suzy K

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

I always liked T.O but this is a horrible fit

I agree, like your pants after Thanksgiving dinner

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

I dont wear them

[snapdad]

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

I dont wear them

moo moo then, either way

[Sweetleaf22]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

I dont wear them

[Chris46139]

That is a man without a shirt, not pants Sweetleaf, turn off your google search filter, you'll find what you're looking for

[TTB]

If TO can hold on to the damm ball I actually think this can work......he is a more athletic faster version of Housh.....thing is he doesn't have the hands that Housh has.....have they announced who is this season's Hard Knocks team? This would be fun to watch

[Sweetleaf22]

Bryant is a strong candidate to land on the Physically Unable to Perform list to start training camp. The source says that it's believed Bryant won't be ready to practice when camp opens, given lingering knee problems.


The Bengals signed Bryant to a four-year, $28 million contract in March, not long after T.O. visited the team. There has been some scuttlebutt that the Bengals could cut the cord on Bryant; much of that depends on the amount of money they'd lose by cutting him, versus the amount of additional money they'd avoid paying out by not having him around.

[Romanowski]

if it were the 2005 carson palmer then they are a superbowl contender

dont forget the steelers took away his career and hes never been the same

palmers needs a sure handed tight end

how will owens feel about being the #3 receiver? yes caldwell is #2

will be a good move int eh end if owens can go over the middle for short yardage

and forget about being the deep threat, a little ego check

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Originally Posted by Chris46139

moo moo then, either way

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a lovely floral one