Weak 17

[Captain_Vood]

Well, I was 100% in week 16 (BECAUSE I DIDN'T PLAY, wow the computer from WarGames was right!).

Anyway, in weak 15, I went 2-4, bringing my record to a whopping 26-24-1, which is damn near even, which is just about how every season has ended for me (bankroll-wise) for the last several years. I guess I don't care, because its better than losing, but what is the point if you always break even? There is none, that is why I am going to pick all 16 games this week, and see if I land at 8-8. Since picking this many games is really stupid, I won't waste anyone's time with a lot of dramatic writeups.

In other words, I am prepared to blow up the season, and lose all my money, and start fresh in the post season with a new bankroll, or, go into the post season up a nice chunk to carry me to the end. I'll be at the MGM in Vegas for the conference championship games, so that should be fun.

Plus, no one follows me anyway (hopefully), so this is more just for posterity and my own record keeping moreso than anything else, which I have said all along.

OAK +13 - is TB gunna win, of course! but not by 13.
GB -11 - Detroit is awesome!
NYG +7 - I'll take a TD and 2nd stringers all day, even away @Minny.
HOU -3 - Bears meltdown.
NO +1 - still rolling with my boy Drew. Lotta air.
STL +14 - I know, I know, but ATL is already in the POs.
CIN +2.5 - who cares.
TEN -3 - meaningless game, meaningless spread.
CLE +11 - I would probably take this even if all PIT starters were playing.
NE -5.5 - Apparently, they enjoy shitty weather.
DAL +1 - Ok, finally, YES, I am being a homer. If they lose this one, I may have to move somewhere else.
JAX +11 - Ruck the Favens.
MIA +3 - Chad vs Bret? No, trick plays, and lots of um!
AZ -6.5 - They really are that bad.
WAS +3 - is this really the spread? Bet the farm!
DEN +8 - I h8 Philip Rivers

There you have it. 8-8, you figure out which ones are winners, and which are losers.