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Old 01-29-2011, 09:26 AM
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Bad beat? R U F'ing kidding me?

OK, sorry, gotta bitch (so if ya don't want to hear it, close shop now.)

I'm off a loss on Wednesday when a system play that is 4-0 on the season (Un in OK/Min) sees a 58 point Q4 put the game in OT and takes a W and makes it an L.

No biggie, ya laugh it off, like the slogan says, "NBA, where shit happens."

All season long this play only pops up 5 times, now it's 4-1.
Capping yesterday's card, nothing fits any of my profiles, get to the last game, and . . . a hit! And it's the Under system again.
I'm on it.
Got 209 Under in Char/GS, and look good all the way, every quarter Under the avg.
Got a 5 point lead with 17 seconds left, only 195 on the board, I'm gold with Golden State right?
Plenty of breathing room under 209, and no way OT screws me two straight plays, right?
Wrong!!!
Ellis fouls Char - on a 3 pointer!
With 17 seconds left, up by 5, this chooch gives 'em 3 freebies.
I'm screaming at the TV, "You low-rent, single-digit-IQ Douchenozzle!"
They hit all 3. I'm up 2, they foul.
I go to the line for 2, but it's clit-boy Ellis says, "Who you calling Douchenozzle? Fuk you Mr. NASCAR" and he boinks one of his free throws off the rim.
I'm up 3, with 15 seconds left, NOW I need a foul to send them to the line for two, so they don't hit a three, but GS fouls when it's stupid, and doesn't when it's smart.

Four seconds left, Wallace puts up a three, and . . .misses!!!!

YAY ME!

Not so fast.

GS can't rebound, DJ gets it, tosses it out to Stephen Jackson, who says, "This one's for you, Mr. NASCAR" and with 1 tick left sinks a 28 footer.

OT.
Second game in a row.

That ain't right.
It just ain't right . . .
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Old 01-29-2011, 02:38 PM
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I hear you buddy, I was on the under as well. Thought it was gold......
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Old 01-29-2011, 06:39 PM
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It's cool, it happens, in hindsight ya laugh it off.
Just took a little extra time to get over that one. Writing about it is therapy for me.

Thanks for the reply, JD. . .
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Old 01-29-2011, 06:40 PM
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Same here.....I'll come back firing tonight, LOL!
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Disclaimer: Fade me or trail me, but you do so at your own risk! This is gambling and trust me you could lose, just ask my bookie! No "megastar galaxy lock of the years or game of the week/year, unless otherwise posted I play everything to win 1 unit! If you lose trailing me, I don't want to hear any crying!
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Old 01-29-2011, 07:26 PM
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Why don't we have an NBA bitch thread ? Every night someone or some team gets on someone's nerves we can just blast away in the thread....I know I'll be a member in that thread most definitely!

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