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Old 09-07-2019, 11:29 PM
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73 year old Indian women gives birth

To twin girls.
She won't be allowed to breast feed says her doctor.

Her breast milk must have an expiration date.
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Old 09-07-2019, 11:45 PM
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The kids will be in diapers

the mother will be in Depends
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Old 09-07-2019, 11:46 PM
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73 is the new 43
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Old 09-07-2019, 11:59 PM
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she is now a MILF
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:03 AM
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if she waited another 27 years

she woulda been a placentanarian
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:05 AM
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Congrats on the twins LJJU!
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:09 AM
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Congrats on the twins LJJU!
I'd tap that ass
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:12 AM
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if I had twins they'd be named Dumb and Dumber
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:21 AM
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the kids are in the nursery

the parents are in the nursing home
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:23 AM
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they skipped a few generations

without skipping a generation
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:26 AM
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she was jealous of the octomom

so she became the octogenarianmom
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Old 09-08-2019, 12:37 AM
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They were gonna have a gender-reveal party

but all their friends they invited were already dead
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Old 09-08-2019, 01:00 AM
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ran out of witty comments. (pending further notice)

Sorry to disappoint
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Old 09-08-2019, 01:17 AM
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Since none have teeth they can all use the same pacifier...
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Old 09-08-2019, 01:18 AM
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Are the babies as fat and wrinkley as the mother...?
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Old 09-08-2019, 01:24 AM
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They can all eat the same Gerber foods...and all need strollers to get around...and all have their diapers changed by the same wet nurse...
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Old 09-08-2019, 01:27 AM
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Now no one can just blame her for the drooling....
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