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Old 08-18-2019, 06:32 PM
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It is amazing how much better people look at Target than Wal Mart...
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Old 08-18-2019, 06:39 PM
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Old 08-22-2019, 06:56 PM
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Don’t put Potata Peels down the sink disposal!
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Old 08-24-2019, 11:11 AM
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the porn sites in the Star Wars universe must have sooooo many categories.
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:57 PM
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Old 08-28-2019, 10:53 PM
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Old 09-01-2019, 10:40 PM
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Old 09-01-2019, 10:46 PM
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Old 09-03-2019, 12:39 AM
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Old 09-05-2019, 10:12 PM
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Since you said you were born that way, then why the coming out party?
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Old 09-26-2019, 03:29 PM
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Old 09-26-2019, 03:41 PM
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Donít put Potata Peels down the sink disposal!
I will give you another one...donít put eggshells down the disposal.
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Old 09-26-2019, 04:24 PM
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I will give you another one...donít put eggshells down the disposal.
Eggshells make sense... not too sure about Grinders potatoes! My disposal eats tater skins like an Okie!!
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Old 09-26-2019, 04:56 PM
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Eggshells make sense... not too sure about Grinders potatoes! My disposal eats tater skins like an Okie!!
Had a problem/backup and literally the first question I was asked by the manufacturer was I do put egg shells down the disposal and I said sure all the time. Did a few recommended DIY ďfix itsĒ and the problem was solved but I definitely learned a lesson.
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Old 10-01-2019, 05:49 PM
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Old 10-01-2019, 09:16 PM
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Old 10-02-2019, 02:14 PM
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there is a moment during the cremation process,,, when the meat is perfectly cooked.
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Old 11-23-2019, 09:44 AM
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If you took a snowflake, let it melt, then re-froze it would it have the same snowflake shape ?
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