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Old 06-12-2019, 06:26 AM
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Why do people say "heads up" when they should duck?
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Old 06-20-2019, 01:40 AM
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Old 06-27-2019, 03:53 PM
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Old 06-27-2019, 06:17 PM
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:22 AM
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Old 07-16-2019, 12:32 AM
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Old 07-16-2019, 12:06 PM
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Why does boiling water make the pasta soft, but the egg hard?
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Old 07-16-2019, 04:55 PM
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Why does boiling water make the pasta soft, but the egg hard?
Eggs are always ready for action. Noodles just have tendency to go limp.
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Old 08-11-2019, 09:28 PM
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Old 08-11-2019, 11:43 PM
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Why do you get a longer lasting headache after a night of drinks, as you get older. Shouldn't tolerance kick in?
Glad I don't get hammered anymore....
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Old 08-12-2019, 09:36 AM
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Old 08-12-2019, 09:45 PM
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Old 08-13-2019, 04:46 PM
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Old 08-13-2019, 05:48 PM
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Old 08-14-2019, 01:21 AM
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have we checked to see if exploding others foods make them better? or did we stop with corn?
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:24 AM
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have we checked to see if exploding others foods make them better? or did we stop with corn?
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Old 08-17-2019, 11:33 PM
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Old 08-18-2019, 09:44 AM
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the speed of the earth at the equator is 1,000 mph

this causes continental drifting

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Old 08-18-2019, 04:55 PM
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If I wanted plant based food

I'd have ordered a salad

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Old 08-18-2019, 05:54 PM
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Why is it that if you lose 15 lbs you gain an Inch downstairs?
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Old 08-18-2019, 06:27 PM
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